Well I was wrong, Angel actually filled ten bin bags full of stuff. These are now being stored in every room in the house except hers, while I work out what to do with them. Here is her new desk and chair and, fair dues, she made them herself! I'd heard so many IKEA horror stories about missing bits and incomprehensible instructions, but that hasn't been our experience at all. Anyway one thing she found during the big clearout was a pocket book of silly jokes. Now I like silly jokes, they don't offend anyone, so you never feel guilty about enjoying them! Here's three anyway: What do cannibals eat at tea parties?
Chocolate fingers
What do you get if you cross and stream and a brook?
Wet feet
What was the woolly mammoth doing on the motorway?
About 5 miles an hour
(CD spent most of today practising the best ones on me, so he can impress his friends tomorrow : hopefully!)
well done to her for putting it together, more patience than i have lol
ReplyDeletethey look lovely
good jokes xx
Well done Angel!! The difficulty with IKEA is that you can always find something you think you need. I love their storage solutions as my house seems to be filled with clutter and then some.
ReplyDeleteHere's my favourite corny joke of all time:
How can you tell a happy motorcylist?
- Count the flies on his teeth!