Well I was wrong, Angel actually filled ten bin bags full of stuff. These are now being stored in every room in the house except hers, while I work out what to do with them. Here is her new desk and chair and, fair dues, she made them herself! I'd heard so many IKEA horror stories about missing bits and incomprehensible instructions, but that hasn't been our experience at all. Anyway one thing she found during the big clearout was a pocket book of silly jokes. Now I like silly jokes, they don't offend anyone, so you never feel guilty about enjoying them! Here's three anyway:
What do cannibals eat at tea parties?
What do you get if you cross and stream and a brook?
What was the woolly mammoth doing on the motorway?
About 5 miles an hour
(CD spent most of today practising the best ones on me, so he can impress his friends tomorrow : hopefully!)