Monday, October 11, 2010

I'm a versatile multi-tasking Mammy

And now a versatile blogger as well! I was tagged for this award by Kathleen, who writes a great blog at Autismherd. The rules are that I have to bore entertain you with 7 things about me and then pass this on to 7 other bloggers.

Do any of you really want to know more about me? Probably not, but it would be very bad manners I think to ignore an award, so here we go.....

1. I am now one year old. Well my blog is. I started it so I would have something entertaining to do as the PACUB campaign to save child benefit was finishing. It's been fun and I've learned so much and made a lot of mistakes, still at that of course.... And for the 99% of you who never read my first post and wondered about my blog’s rather odd name, it comes from an old saying of my Granddad.

2. My eyebrows. During the 1970s eyebrows gradually vanished. Mine just grew more bushy and straggly by the year - much like my hair - until I knew I had to do something about them. But being impatient, I didn’t bother to find out how you pluck your eyebrows. I just went at them with the tweezers, thinking I was great altogether.  On arrival in class the next morning I was greeted by open mouths and then the girls started to titter. I’d plucked them the wrong way......from the top. I’m not sure what happened next, but I hope I got a very long fringe cut in....

3. I like to see the world in soft focus and apparently that's a good idea! It all started when it was discovered that I was very shortsighted at the age of 8 and presented with the most disgustingly awful NHS specs you've ever seen. So I only wore them to look at the blackboard and later to drive. People got used to me squinting and passing them in the street. Eventually I had to wear lenses/glasses all the time - to make sure I was chasing the right toddler! But when I tried full strength lenses, it was a shock. Did the world really have so many sharp edges? I actually felt sick and insisted on a much lower strength - but still legal. And so my eyes have had to work harder and have deteriorated less, I found out this week....and everything and everyone looks soo much more attractive in soft focus :)

4. I don’t wear lipstick, ever. It makes me look like a .......

5. I used to be on time for everything. Now my middle name is 'late'.

6. Watching too much TV is bad for your career... From all the outtake programmes I thought I knew how TV people behaved, there are always lots of takes aren't there? And giggles and fluffing your lines. Well that's what I thought. So sadly after one session recording a piece as a continuity announcer - which took a loooong time - I was never invited back. TV career: finished!

7. There's lots of funny stories that I can’t tell you about - though my friends might - cos I have a rubbish long-term memory. I look at it as proof that I’m not old yet! I also burned ten year’s worth of diaries on my 18th birthday, just before leaving home. Kinda regret that now, though since pseudonyms were not involved, perhaps it’s just as well.

Now I'm supposed to find 7 blogs to pass this onto, but sadly a lot of the blogs that I enjoy don't seem to be active or to take part in awards like this, so I'm going to chicken out!  


9 comments:

  1. I subscribe to your soft focus theory lol, and it was a shock for me too to see leaves on trees etc so clearly, from a DISTANCE!! Jen

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  2. @Jen - exactly! And I should have said that of course I would have passed this on to you and my other friends, but most of you have already been tagged, so hope you don't mind x

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  3. HA! We share uuhhh.."eyebrow" catastrophe stories! I shaved half of one off before an IEP meeting!..love your idea of soft focus as well..I believe the world should switch to candlelight-makes everyone look oh so much more attractive! :)

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  4. I am either of the hen-variety or bad-blog-manners-type as I don't do these awards anymore, but they were important to me the first year (entering my 4th now).

    Also I eschew lipstick and have for years despite many well-meaning hints dropped my way. Perhaps I am more of the stubborn-animal-variety?

    Whatever you call yourself I am glad to have found you! Barbara

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  5. I have some disturbing pics of myself from 1999 where sadly, my eyebrows appeared to be missing from the shots, D@mn you Drew Barrymore!

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  6. Congratulations on your 1 year anniversary.
    Your eyebrows experience made me laugh...sorry, but I bet it really is etched in your mind and like you I have a terrible long term memory.
    x

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  7. Yep, I'm right there with you on the eyebrow thing! I look at it this way, at least we're not on of those poor women in their 60s who actually SHAVED off their entire eyebrows and then DREW ON new ones!! Yikes!!

    Congrats on your award, you absolutely deserve it!!

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  8. Hehehe!! Nice seven Blue Sky... well done!!

    Eyebrows?? I NEVER notice mine and have never, evr plucked them myself. Maybe I've a bit of soft focus of my own goung on ;-)

    I seem to have missed a few of your posts somehow. Or maybe you've been extra busy of late!

    Good to hear the good news on Smiley... she's wonderful :-)

    xx jazzy

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  9. Sorry so late responding to all these lovely comments, have had two mad crazy weeks now lol. Glad you all liked the eyebrow story and soft focus theory. Thank you all so much, hope to start responding properly again soon, but I really do love all your comments :)

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